Friday, October 27, 2006

NONE SHALL PASS

St. Louis (Missouri) - Rumors of a kittenish interloper arriving after Thanksgiving have been dismissed out of paw by Pammy Yaeber, Feline in Cheif of this residence, according to a Friday evening press release.

Reliable sources, however, tell us of ongoing negotiations between the humans at this address. The grumpy, sparkle-haired human, famous for her "nothing living in this house but me" stance of six years ago, has reportedly agreed, in theory, to the possible arrival of a second cat.

Mrs. Yaeber was not available for further comment. Posted by Picasa

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